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{"type":"standard","title":"Richard Nixon's November 1962 press conference","displaytitle":"Richard Nixon's November 1962 press conference","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1994199","titles":{"canonical":"Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference","normalized":"Richard Nixon's November 1962 press conference","display":"Richard Nixon's November 1962 press conference"},"pageid":21954132,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Nixon%27s_last_press_conference.jpg/330px-Nixon%27s_last_press_conference.jpg","width":320,"height":251},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Nixon%27s_last_press_conference.jpg","width":350,"height":274},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285138565","tid":"aac84db7-1724-11f0-86d4-6c254290c96e","timestamp":"2025-04-11T22:31:10Z","description":"Historic press conference","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Richard_Nixon's_November_1962_press_conference"}},"extract":"The \"last press conference\" of US politician Richard Nixon took place on November 7, 1962, following his loss in the 1962 California gubernatorial election to Democratic incumbent Pat Brown. Appearing before 100 reporters at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Nixon lashed out at the media, proclaiming that \"you don't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.\"","extract_html":"
The \"last press conference\" of US politician Richard Nixon took place on November 7, 1962, following his loss in the 1962 California gubernatorial election to Democratic incumbent Pat Brown. Appearing before 100 reporters at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Nixon lashed out at the media, proclaiming that \"you don't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.\"
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
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