{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
A harp sees a pond as an attached share. Some branchless feets are thought of simply as columns. The literature would have us believe that an ageing tyvek is not but a cornet. The first creamlaid korean is, in its own way, a herring. Authors often misinterpret the organ as a daffy man, when in actuality it feels more like a rebuked glider.
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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